Jorge Martinez
OK so we all know the Japanese are a little strange,yes i consider a fetish for tentacles a bit strange. My Western mind just can't take every little thing Japan throws at me. Manga is great. Anime is awesome. The following commercials are just plain crazy. Here in America we have strange commercials too but.....just read on and you'll understand.
6.Tarako commercial
You can watch it right here. You done? Well alright then.
Where do I start. First,what does the army of doll things have to do with noodles.
I will choke you with these
I mean look at the kid. She is completely frozen in fear probably convinced that she has died and gone to Hell. I wish i knew Japanese because maybe then I could figure out whats going on.
5. Hulk Hogan
No that isn't a typo. I have no clue what is being sold here. What I do know is that I was left completely and utterly confused after watching. I believe that it is an air conditioner or maybe a heater being sold. Also why is Hulk shirtless(read naked) and why does he just keep singing the days of the week. Why is there a little child near a naked Hulk Hogan. What does this have to do with air condition at all.
Every broken bone comes with heat,
a nice lullaby,and pedophilia free.
Why Hulk would you demean yourself this way. What has Japan done to you?!
4. Tentacles
This is another case of having no clue what is being sold. All I can say is we all expected an octopus to appear in one of these commercial. Except in this one I don't know what the importance of the octopus. So you have a man drowning and a mermaid saves him. OK so not that strange. So he wakes up and it's love at first sight. Until his turrets kicks in. Or maybe it's schizophrenia. Think about it, mermaids don't exist and maybe he has a fear of octopuses.
Who would be afraid of this
3.Toilet cleaner
This. Just this.Is that Kermit The Frog? Why is a chicken taking a crap just to prove that the cleaner works? Why are they sharing the same bathroom? Is the toilet seat talking at the end? Too many questions not enough answers.Was this sponsored by the Muppets? They can sue for the inclusion of Kermit. But there has to be some deeper meaning. You know what I think I know what that meaning is. You see the cock just makes the toilet dirtier. It also doesn't know when to stop. While the frog(read crap) just stands there stinking up the place. The cleaner must be some work of god that can get the cock under control and tame the frog. Or it is just meant to screw with our minds.
Why would we do that?
2. Dole
Bananas. Not even bananas are safe. You know when your a kid how you'll use a banana pretending it's a gun. Using some type of mystical force this man has turned that dream into a reality. At the cost of his looks of course. He has bananas growing all over his face. The worst X-Man ever? Also why the nose? The bananas are shot from his nose. Plus, the entire town seems to hate him. Everyone is trying to mug him and take his bananas. They are essentially ripping off his limbs. Strangest of all is the fact that he can fly. Using the bananas. This is witchcraft. I have no doubt in my mind.
This is what comes up when you search Banana
Man. I have nothing to add. Nothing at all.
So i guess that wraps up this list. I mean nothing can be weirder than this right? Oh wait.......
1. Red Riding Hood
Tonight I'm going to have nightmares. I linked the video to nightmares on purpose. That is what this is, nothing but nightmares. I haven't figured out what it's advertising but my guess is nothing. I think this is meant to be shown to kids who are misbehaving. To criminals. I feel bad for them actually. No one deserves that fate. A fate of being forced to watch this. Why do they have genitals? Why are they so huge? Why are they playing with their boobs in front of a little girl? Why does she enjoy it?
Seriously. What the Hell?
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